Knot experienced at this

So, during our adventures at the last fetish flea market my slave rae convinced me to buy 50 feet of soft, white nylon rope. She also, last Christmas, bought me a book on intricate rope bondage. Sometimes my rae likes to apply little hints....with a sledgehammer.
Okay, so I'm going to try and tackle intricate rope bondage. It's something I've always loved to look at, a girl intricately bound, and it's something I really should know as a Gorean Master, since you should be able to restrain your slave, even if struggling, with rope or leather ties in something under 15 seconds. However, there are two barriers I have to overcome.
First, intricate rope bondage can take a while to do, sometimes up to half an hour (during which, invariably, right near the end your slave will say she has to go pee), then you look at them for a few minutes, tease and play, and then let them out again. Unless you tie them in a way that they are available for use, I never saw much point besides temporarily turning them into living works of erotic art. Some things are kind of cool. I've seen girls in rope dresses and corsets. I saw two girls tied together hanging from a framework where they had to work together to get free, but if they were selfish they got more tangled. They could only pull rope ends to free themselves with their mouths, and of course the Dom had put all the important free rope ends they needed to pull in very creative places on the other girl. But, in general, never saw much point to it. Leather and steel restraints contrast nicely with the vulnerability of a slave girl, and they use buckles I can fasten in just a few seconds.
The Second thing is this: I am HORRIBLE with my hands. I think God has gifted me with many talents, of which I am extremely grateful. Overall I did pretty well in the genetic crap shoot of life. However, this is balanced out by what could nearly be considered a curse when it comes to making things, repairing things, etc. I remember when I was a kid I tried to make a model of the SDF-1. It was a beginners level model, fairly easy, or so the box said. It was an unmitigated disaster. A mess. Things were uneven, other things broke, some things just fell apart. I also did a lot of shopwork in high school. Were it not for shop class no less than half of my semesters in high school would have been 4.0.
I never got higher than a B in shop. Most of the time I got a C, and that's because there was a fair amount of book work and book tests. Fefnagale can attest to this: When you hand me a tool and something to put together, something's going to either break or explode.
And it's not just a lack of skill, it seems to be luck too. I've done demonstrations where I had me and someone else order something mechanical. If they opened it, it was fine. If I opened it, it was broken and had to be sent back to the factory. I went through three, count them, three motherboards trying to build my last computer. Two I got offline, one at a computer show. All of them didn't work when hooked up. Sending each one back, all three were confirmed defectively manufactured and my money was returned. Even the sales people were amazed.
Now, I've warned rae about this, and yet and still she trusts me so much she's willing to put her life, and delicate little limbs in my hands as I try to learn rope work. That's love and devotion for you....
Hopefully that will be enough to break the curse.

The girl in the picture is bondage model Dita Von Teese, a sub who has hit it big on the modeling scene. As far as actresses and models go she tops my list of favorites. She's mastered the "pleading eyes" look and a lot of people say no one has been along like her since Bettie Page, whom she often impersonates.